Debris and detritus

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Posts tagged birds

Sep 7

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Aug 13

Aug 12
wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."

"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."

"But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same."

"I know. I’m sorry."

"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"

"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."

"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"

"Yeah, that sounds better."

"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"

"I don’t see why not."

"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."

"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."

"You got it, evolution. Anytime."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen


May 21

moreanimalia:

runeybadger:

chikittyxo:

submariet:

The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:

It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres

it doesn’t even walk

it GALUMPHS

there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing

precious moss potato

image

That’s a fucking galumphing dinosaur 

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Apr 10

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

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Mar 28
iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

Why are snakes so much effort? I basically only have to do anything at all with my corn snake once every two weeks when he gets a thawed out mouse.

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

Why are snakes so much effort? I basically only have to do anything at all with my corn snake once every two weeks when he gets a thawed out mouse.

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Jan 1

laughingsquid:

Sneaky Pelican Steals a Fish From a Picky Sea Lion

I love how the pelican was even clever enough to look in the live well for more fish.


Dec 18
mikerugnetta:

tastefullyoffensive:

"So, what are your coo-alifications?" [via]

good morning

mikerugnetta:

tastefullyoffensive:

"So, what are your coo-alifications?" [via]

good morning


Nov 16
headlikeanorange:

Rufous hummingbird vs. calliope hummingbird (North America - Discovery Channnel)

Hummingbirds fight by ripping out an opponent’s tongue, causing them to starve to death. The more you know!

headlikeanorange:

Rufous hummingbird vs. calliope hummingbird (North America - Discovery Channnel)

Hummingbirds fight by ripping out an opponent’s tongue, causing them to starve to death. The more you know!


Oct 17

Sep 16

bustedtees:

Has science gone too far?


Sep 13

thefrogman:

[buzzfeed] [h/t: catsbeaversandducks]

Muppets are real.


Jul 13

littleanimalgifs:

joshfjelstad:

This aggressively tap-dancing bird may just be the best bird video there is.


Jun 21

tootricky:

waddle waddle

Less of a waddle and more of a majestic prance, I believe.

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Jun 4

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